Classy, tantalizing dances for brides, birthdays and more!

Whether you are planning an extra special wedding night, an unforgettable birthday or a sexy anniversary treat you will love our Happy Dance private dance lessons.

We are crazy passionate about helping women have the tools they need to feel beautiful, feminine and sexy… and we are darn good at it!

We specialize in helping every day women create amazing experiences.  You don’t have to have dance experience, you don’t have to have a perfect body, and you don’t have to know what you are doing.  We teach you!  Did we mention… beginners are welcome! Let us show you just how easy it is to embrace your sensual, seductive side.
Here at Express MiE, we are all about helping women develop self-confidence and rediscover their feminine side. So, you can rest assured your lesson will be ultra sexy yet incredibly classy and comfortable.

Happy Wedding Night

Calling all brides!  If you want help learning to tantalize your husband with a special wedding night dance he’ll never forget… you are in the right place!  We’ll teach you to seduce and captivate him with our (surprisingly easy to do) dance moves.  PS: This routine is a favorite & you don’t have to be a bride!

This seductive routine is carefully crafted to be performed right on your bed.  That’s right!  On your bed.  How sexy is that?!?!?

Happy Birthday

This birthday will go down in the hall of fame for memorable birthdays… your lover’s present will be an incredibly gorgeous serving of YOU. We’ll teach you all the right moves to tease and tantalize him in this (surprisingly easy to do) routine.  Your kitchen will never be the same.

This birthday surprise dance will take place right on your kitchen table. Oh yes we did. You crazy-sexy goddess of love!


Happy Anniversary

Celebrate yourselves with a super seductive treat.  Learn your choice of a striptease or lap dance: Cherry Tart Striptease (peel off a bra + panties to leave just you, your apron and a spatula!), Lingerie League Striptease (your choice, babydoll lingerie or sports jersey peel), or our Old School Sexy Lap Dance.

Our style of striptease/lap dance is exquisitely sexy – perfectly classy for at-home use. Wear layers during your lesson.

No occasion? Although these routines are cleverly created to be perfect for your wedding night, a birthday surprise and an anniversary treat they are actually timeless classics that can be used anytime by anybody!  So, try all 3 and you’ll have an arsenal of sexy dance fun up your sleeve

In each Happy Dance Private Dance Lesson you will get instruction on the moves needed to be successful + learn a complete routine.  We will provide a handout for you to take home to help you remember the routine +  a list of suggested music.  Photo/video not allowed.

  • $125 per lesson, full routine requires only one lesson (current Pole~ah~Tease students: special rate = $99)
  • 45min session, request appointment via e-mail:

If you do not have dance experience worry not – you will be fine!  Our moves are sizzling hot yet still easy for beginners.  If you’d like additional dance practice that will boost your confidence in sensual dance we recommend you take our Pole~ah~Tease Sexy Core Workout class ($15, no pole involved – builds coordination in our sensual dance moves) 2-3 times before or after your private lesson (ideally 1-2 times before and once after).  Then you’ll be unstoppable!  Visit our Club MiE Girl page for class details.  Looking for private pole dance lessons?  We do those, too.

Happy Dance Private Lessons are available by appointment.  We have evening, weekend and weekday appointment options.

Simply e-mail us with your contact info + preferred dates/times and we’ll get you fixed up quick!

Our instructors are in high demand and they reserve their time just for you!  So, our policy is as follows:

  • Cancel/Reschedule >14 days before appt = Full refund, 3-13 days before appt = 50% refund, <48hrs = no refund or reschedule. Max 1 reschedule.  Appointment change requests must be sent to:

You are welcome to request your refund to go back to your card on file or as a credit toward future purchases.