
Come learn the art of the tease in one of our classy, sexy, FUN workshops!
You know you can always count on Express MiE to help you learn the ropes of all things tantalizing.
We offer dance workshops with fun routines that you can use to spice up your holiday, treat your lover to a special surprise or just build your own confidence. Our sexy dance workshops are all built for the everyday woman, meaning that we keep it comfortable, classy and design all our routines to be used in the privacy of your home as a special gift for someone you love.
So, what are you waiting for? Round up your besties and get yourself scheduled for our next round of fun!
pole dance workshops
Oh how we love pole dancing. We just can’t get enough! Our pole dance workshops are built to compliment our Pole~ah~Tease sensual pole dancing classes and are open to all current or past students.

Fire & Ice: Pole Dance with Passion
Most beginner to intermediate level dancers find themselves loving the constant challenge of the new spins and tricks on the pole, yet strangely intimidated by sensual dance. Interestingly, most advanced and master level students find themselves completely in love with and lost in “the dance” – to the point that the pole tricks become almost secondary.
This workshop accelerates that transition by helping you learn to get lost in the music, relax and just have fun. Offered twice a year – each April and October.
striptease workshops
Our style of striptease is perfect for the everyday woman who wants to add some classy spice to her love life. Our flirty combinations, designed for beginners, are super hot and steamy… you’ll be amazed at how easy it can be to spice things up!

cherry tart
It’s time to heat things up in the kitchen! We’ll help you tease and tantalize your way right out of your apron and into his arms. After all, who can resist a sublime Cherry Tart?
Our striptease items will include: Apron (loops over neck + ties in back), spatula, bra, panty (not thing, ideally boyshort) and heels.

valentine vixen
It’s the season of love and time to celebrate your frisky side with a sexy seductress striptease. Get ready to learn a red hot routine you can use to ensure an *unforgettable* Valentine’s Day.
Each year we vary the items we peel – check the schedule to see what we are up to this time!

lingerie league
Kick the season off right with a cheeky striptease routine that may, quite literally, charm the pants right off your lover. We’ll help you channel your inner temptress to ensure you are always his favorite sport.
Our striptease items will include: Sweatshirt, jeans (loose fit at ankle), panty (not thing, ideally boyshort), sports jersey or babydoll lingerie.
lap dance workshops
Although we do teach lap dance lessons in our Pole~ah~Tease pole dancing classes, a couple times a year we like to spice things up with a new routine for you.

burlesque
Start with an old school sexy outfit, add some fabulously flirty dance moves, shake and stir – next thing you know you have a sassy, sultry lap dance routine!
Grab your favorite friends and sign up for this workshop in smiling sexiness… old Hollywood style.

santa baby
Start with your lover sitting in a suddenly-so-sexy little black chair. Add a little sugar and spice, definitely some naughty and nice, (conveniently included in this lap dance routine), then, wrap yourself up with a big red bow and you’ve become the best present your honey could ask for.

pin-up
So sweet and yet so sexy… it’s time to show off your American pride like no one else can. We’ll help you red, white and blue your way onto his lap and into his heart.
Ain’t no pin-up like an all-American lap dancin’ pin-up!
Can’t wait? Got a tricky schedule?
No problem – we are happy to teach you any of our lap dance or striptease routine through a Happy Dance private lesson. Simply let us know which workshop routine you want when you are scheduling.
$125 private happy dance lesson (pick a workshop), 45 min
Our lap dance and striptease workshops are offered periodically throughout the year. We always have a striptease for Valentine’s Day (the items we peel vary each year, check our schedule for the current info), an old school sexy lap dance each June, another striptease in August (we rotate between Cherry Tart and Lingerie League each year) and we always finish the year with a sexy Santa Baby lap dance during the holiday season.
$39 per workshop, 60 min each
Refund Policy: Our workshops are always in high demand and we do our best to get everyone into the one they want. Once you reserve your spot we will not let anyone else have it. In order to make everything work out we have a very specific refund/cancellation policy: Cancel >14 days before event = Full refund, 3-13 days before event = 50% refund, 0-2 days before event = 25% refund. No refunds once event has occurred.
Every session we offer our Tricks Tips classes so you can get some practice time. Many people find it helpful to sign up for their current level’s class as well as a couple previous level classes. Our pole skills classes are generally offered a couple times a year during our summer and winter break, and our Fire & Ice workshops are offered each April & October. They are an absolute favorite around here – get in every time you can!
Pole Skills & Tricks Tips Workshops: $20 per workshop or 3 for $50, 45 min each
Fire & Ice Workshops: $39 per workshop, 90 min each
Refund Policy: Our workshops are always in high demand and we do our best to get everyone into the one they want. Once you reserve your spot we will not let anyone else have it. In order to make everything work out we have a very specific refund/cancellation policy: Cancel >14 days before event = Full refund, 3-13 days before event = 50% refund, 0-2 days before event = 25% refund. No refunds once event has occurred.